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Funny Instagram Bios
- I apologize for anything I post while hungry
- Humble, with just a hint of Kanye
- I’d rather steal your dessert than your boyfriend
- Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy
- One day, I hope to become a grown up
- Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure
- Life is short so I’m smiling while I’ve still got all my teeth
- My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert
- Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream
- The bags under my eyes are Chanel
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- I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean but people always think I’m joking.
- I’m a social media guru. No, really, I am.
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