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20 Cool and Hilarious Twitter bios
@DrunkSocialGuru
Digital marketing ninja. Social
media wizard. I will maximize your ROI, minimize your CPL, and
superglue your stickiness. For beer.
@4graetjustis
Don’t you just hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you octopus
@annakendrick47
Pale, awkward and very, very small. Form an orderly queue gents.
@hugomor
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going
@browns000
Total computer geek. Married to a computer geek. Raising two future computer geeks.
@IceSif
There’s a Viking living in Manhattan and she’s wearing my pants.
@canaryorker
I spend every staff-meeting wondering how they got the table through
the door. My boss thinking how to fire me without compensation. We are
equally productive.
@HopeFrick
Acts like summer & walks like rain
@coffeeandufos
My blood is made of coffee.
@snotforprofit
The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
@liamhoulihan
These are my opinions. Not necessarily shared by reasonable-minded people nor my benevolent corporate overlords
@madafaca_cm
There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them
@staasia
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
@KerekesAndy
The fine line between social networking and wasting your time.
@Direct_Quotesx
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours
@_Davidedwards_
I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice
@KainerWeissmann
A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21th century.
@erineskens
one girl’s mission to find the line between not enough coffee and too much coffee.
@admhggns
I was planning to be the first black president. Well… Barack ruined that.
@nikastweets
Mainly tweeting about dairy consumption. In other words folks … milk it for all it’s worth.
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